HOTELLA, Angielski
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Dear Signore Dirrettore!Now I am tella you a strory how I was treated at your hotella. I amcomma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as younga christian manatyour hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in mybed.How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptioneand tella: 'I wanna shit!' They tella me: 'Go to toilet'. I say 'no,no.I wanna shit in my bed.' They say: 'You better not shit in your bedyousonnawabitch!' What is a sonnawabitch? I go down for breackfast intoristorante, I order bacon and eggs and two pissis of toast. I gettaonlyone piss of toast. I tella waitress, and pointa of toast: 'I wannapiss'. She tella me 'go to toilet'. I say: 'No, no. I wanna piss onmyplate!'. She then say to me: 'You bloody hella not piss on the plate,you sonnawabitch!' What is a sonnawabitch? Later I go for dinner inyourristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tellawaitress:'I wanna fock!' and she tella me: 'Sure everybody wanna fock!' Itellaher: 'no no. You dont understand me. I wanna fock on the table!' Shetella me: 'So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table? Get your assouta here!' So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanna stayinthis hotella no more. When I heve paid the billa, the portier say tome:'Thank you and peace on you'. I say: 'Piss on you too, yousonnawabitch!I go back to Italy! I never comma stay at your hotella,Your sonnawabitch !Butter [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]
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Dear Signore Dirrettore!Now I am tella you a strory how I was treated at your hotella. I amcomma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as younga christian manatyour hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in mybed.How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptioneand tella: 'I wanna shit!' They tella me: 'Go to toilet'. I say 'no,no.I wanna shit in my bed.' They say: 'You better not shit in your bedyousonnawabitch!' What is a sonnawabitch? I go down for breackfast intoristorante, I order bacon and eggs and two pissis of toast. I gettaonlyone piss of toast. I tella waitress, and pointa of toast: 'I wannapiss'. She tella me 'go to toilet'. I say: 'No, no. I wanna piss onmyplate!'. She then say to me: 'You bloody hella not piss on the plate,you sonnawabitch!' What is a sonnawabitch? Later I go for dinner inyourristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tellawaitress:'I wanna fock!' and she tella me: 'Sure everybody wanna fock!' Itellaher: 'no no. You dont understand me. I wanna fock on the table!' Shetella me: 'So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table? Get your assouta here!' So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanna stayinthis hotella no more. When I heve paid the billa, the portier say tome:'Thank you and peace on you'. I say: 'Piss on you too, yousonnawabitch!I go back to Italy! I never comma stay at your hotella,Your sonnawabitch !Butter [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]